Brief eines Bayern an die Nasa

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Greet God,

I write you, because you must help me. I have seen your
Space Shuttle in the television. And so came me the idea to make
holidays in the world-room. Alone.

Without my crazy wife. I am the Kraxlhuber.
The King of Bavaria was my clock-clock grandfather. I
stand on a very bad foot with my wife. Always she shouts with me.
She has a shrill voice like a circle saw. She lets no good hair at
me. She says I am a Schlapp-tail.

She wants that I become
Bürgermaster. But I want not be Bürgermaster. I have nothing at
the hat with the political shit. I want my Ruah. And so I want
make holidays on the moon. Wizhout my bad half.But I take my dog
with me. He is a boxer. His name is Wurstl. So I want book a
flight in your next Space Shuttle.

But please give me not a window place. I would kotz you the rocket full, because I am not swindle-free. And no standing-place please... And please do not tell my wife that I want go alone. She has a big Shrot-gun. She would make a sieve from my ass. I need not much comfort.

A nice double-room with bath and kloo and heating. And windows with look to the earth. So I can look through my farglass and see my wife working
on the potatoe field. And I and my dog laugh us a branch ( häha).
We will kringel ourself before laughing ( höhöhöhö)! Is what loose
on the moon? I need worm weather and I hope the sun shines every
day. This is very good for my frost-boils.

With friendly Servus
Xaver

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Kleinigkeiten sind es, die Perfektion ausmachen, aber Perfektion ist alles andere als eine Kleinigkeit.

Henry Royce

....sitze gerade mitten in der Nacht völlig frustriert, deprimiert .. und noch viele andere -ierts vorm PC - jetzt heul ich vor Lachen -- DANKE DANKE !!! "I would kotz you the rocket full" übernehme ich sofort in meinen Sprachgebrauch!

Oh Mann, das ist genial. Blümchen Du bist schuld daß mir die Wimperntusche vor Lachen verläuft.

Genial

@Henrica - es gibt auch schon wasserfeste Wimperntusche - färben geht auch!

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Gruß
Hino

Gemüse schmeckt viel besser, wenn man es mit 2-3 Steaks würzt.